The Protocal Of The Booty Call

USE PROTECTION
NO STRINGS ATTACHED
NO SLEEPING OVER
NO CALLS BEFORE 10:30 PM
BE UNDEPENDABLE
NO BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND ACTIVITES
NO EXCESSIVE MONEY SHOULD BE SPENT
NO LOVE MAKING STUFF (ONLY DOGGY STYLE)
MEET UP- NO DRIVING TOGETHER
NO MEETING FRIENDS/FAMILY
BEWARE OF THE "RELATIONSHIP HUNTER"
NO CALLING US FRIENDS WITH PRIVELEGES
FIRST NAME BASIS- REVEAL NO PERSONAL INFO
NO COMPARISONS TO EX LOVERS
NO REDIAL- DONT CALL OFTEN